Welcome to Crazy Chef

Crazy Chef offers a delightful mix of fast food and hearty British classics. Conveniently located at 81 The Cmns, Colchester, this place is well-loved by locals for its quick service and delicious meal options. The menu features everything from classic fish and chips to mouth-watering kebabs and pizzas, all at wallet-friendly prices (just £1 to £20). Whether you’re in for a quick bite or a leisurely meal, Crazy Chef’s welcoming atmosphere and friendly staff create a memorable dining experience. It's perfect for solo dining or family outings, making it a go-to for any meal of the day.

Welcome to Crazy Chef, your go-to destination for delicious fast food in Colchester! Located at 81 The Cmns, we pride ourselves on offering an extensive menu filled with freshly cooked delights such as mouthwatering kebabs, fish and chips, and flavorful pizzas. Our casual atmosphere makes it the perfect spot for lunch, dinner, or a quick bite, with options available for solo dining and families alike. Enjoy hassle-free takeaway or dine-in service in our wheelchair-accessible space. With friendly staff and a commitment to quality, Crazy Chef is the place where tasty meals and great vibes come together. Visit us today!

Services, Amenities and More

Service options

Takeaway

Dine-in

Popular for

Lunch

Dinner

Solo dining

Accessibility

Wheelchair-accessible car park

Wheelchair-accessible entrance

Wheelchair-accessible seating

Offerings

Late-night food

Quick bite

Small plates

Dining options

Lunch

Dinner

Dessert

Table service

Amenities

Toilet

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Reviews Overview

Most Liked

The welcoming staff at Crazy Chef are consistently praised for their politeness and helpfulness. Many customers rave about how fresh and delicious the food tastes, with popular reviews highlighting the vibrant flavors and generous portions. The mixed kebabs receive special mentions, with guests declaring them some of the best around—perfectly cooked and seasoned to perfection!

The variety within the menu is another winning aspect. Diners love having options ranging from classic fish and chips to exciting wraps and pizzas. With late-night availability and quick takeaways, Crazy Chef offers flexibility for any schedule, be it busy weeknights or weekend feasts. The friendly and helpful atmosphere makes for a delightful meal experience, perfect for families and solo diners alike.

Most Disliked

Despite its many praises, some patrons note that Crazy Chef exclusively accepts cash, which can be inconvenient for those more accustomed to contactless payments. This could deter some customers, especially during busy times when carrying cash can be overlooked.

While most reviews highlight the food quality, a few occasional complaints arise about wait times during peak hours. Saturday evenings are particularly busy, and at times, it might take a little longer to get your meal than expected. So patience is key, and timing your visit during quieter periods could greatly enhance your experience. Additionally, if you're hoping for more diverse international options, the menu is primarily focused on fast food staples, which might limit choices for some adventurous eaters.

User Reviews

Kevin S.

1 week ago

I spend way to much time in this place, but with life being busy and working late I have to grab food on the go, as always the guys that work there are so polite and helpful and the food is always perfect and just how I like it, hot and tasty and good portion sizes

Gordon B.

2 months ago

Delicious freshly cooked food 😋 Cooked in front of you Full of flavours and piping hot Staff all so happy helpful and friendly Would definitely recommend to anyone in area

Iliana M.

1 months ago

Was recommended by a friend. Glad that I agreed to give it a try. Tried mixed kebab of everything- was absolutely delicious!!! Definitely one of best kebabs I ever had!❤️ All Ingredients were fresh and everything was perfectly cooked and seasoned! Highly recommend it!

Lucy S.

1 months ago

We were looking for local munch boxes in Clacton and couldnt find any but came across Crazy Chef in Colchester.. although it's half an hour drive each way, it's worth it.. the meat is very good quality and the food is very tasty. The staff are very friendly too. We've been back quite a few times now and It's also still hot by the time we get home. Definitely worth a try 💚

TCS

7 months ago

Love this place, great team, owners are always extremely friendly, very welcoming and the food is always fresh and delicious! I cannot fault them, they really look after you, its well worth travelling to here just to get their amazing food!

Victoria W.

4 months ago

Great local fish and chip shop. Also does kebabs , pizzas , burgers etc. Always a friendly welcome. Cooked fresh. Cash only. Takeaway only

Vas J.

5 months ago

5-Star Review Absolutely fantastic experience! The fish and chips here are top-notch – perfectly crispy batter, flaky fish, and golden, flavorful chips. The portions are generous, and everything is cooked to perfection. The customer service is equally amazing. The staff are friendly, welcoming, and attentive, going above and beyond to ensure you have a great visit. The cleanliness of the shop is truly impressive. It’s spotless and well-maintained, which makes the entire experience even more enjoyable. This place is a gem and well worth visiting. If you’re looking for high-quality fish and chips with exceptional service, look no further!

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Location & Hours

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Frequently Asked Questions

Crazy Chef is open every day of the week, providing convenience for any hungry diners.

Crazy Chef only accepts cash, so make sure to bring some along when visiting.

Yes, Crazy Chef is kid-friendly and offers a dedicated kids' menu, making it a great choice for families.

Definitely try the mixed kebabs, fish and chips, and their variety of pizzas. Many patrons rave about the quality and flavor.

Yes, Crazy Chef offers both takeaway and dine-in options, perfect for a quick bite or a relaxed meal.

Why visit Crazy Chef

Visiting Crazy Chef is a must for anyone in Colchester. If you're in the mood for superb fast food that balances quality and speed, this place is the answer. It’s heartfelt service keeps patrons coming back for more, with staff who genuinely care about your dining experience.

For those who love a lively community atmosphere, Crazy Chef delivers. Be sure to visit during off-peak hours if you prefer a quieter meal. The weekends can be lively, but there's something special about sharing a bustling meal with fellow diners, all enjoying the scrumptious offerings together. And don’t forget to try their legendary mixed kebab and crispy fish and chips—these signature dishes promise to tantalize your taste buds. With its convenient location, friendly service, and wide-ranging menu, Crazy Chef proves that good things can come in convenient packages.